5 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 3:28pm + 11 notes
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sam-theman:

okay…

Sorry.

And sorry to Brittany and Santana, too.

6 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 3:23pm + 11 notes
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sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

drpepperismydentist:

sam-theman:

now i just feel weird because people are arguing because of my dick.

Me and Santana were mostly just joking around. And I’m not arguing.

i know. i’m actually a little more annoyed with blaine…

I’m not arguing with anyone…

you know nothing sexual was gonna happen. or did happen.

i know i’m not one to talk but brittany and santana seem like the weirdest people to get jealous of.

I wasn’t feeling jealous. Them talking about your moving penis just made me uncomfortable. That’s all.

6 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 3:16pm + 11 notes
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sam-theman:

drpepperismydentist:

sam-theman:

now i just feel weird because people are arguing because of my dick.

Me and Santana were mostly just joking around. And I’m not arguing.

i know. i’m actually a little more annoyed with blaine…

I’m not arguing with anyone…

6 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 3:15pm + 1 note
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Oh come on they didn't want to see it in a sexual way. It was all good fun.

It just made me feel weird, okay?

7 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 1:43pm + 8 notes
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What the heck?!

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

what?!

Did you see Brittany and Santana’s conversation about your junk?

no?

Read back a little. It was just before we got online.

yeah i just looked.

it wasn’t moving on it’s own. it’s just the gif.

I figured. It was still weird, though.

7 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 1:35pm + 8 notes
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What the heck?!

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

what?!

Did you see Brittany and Santana’s conversation about your junk?

no?

Read back a little. It was just before we got online.

9 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 12:17pm + 8 notes
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What the heck?!

sam-theman:

what?!

Did you see Brittany and Santana’s conversation about your junk?

9 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 12:12pm + 8 notes

What the heck?!

18 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:58am + 3 notes

lesblams replied to your post: lesblams replied to your post: lesblams replied to…

shh just go sleep naked with your fiancé

…Yeah, okay. Goodnight.

18 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:55am + 2 notes

lesblams replied to your post: lesblams replied to your post: lesblams replied to…

i know

Let’s not get cocky now.

18 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:52am + 2 notes

lesblams replied to your post: lesblams replied to your post: Would it be weird…

that might be a good thing

You’re right.

18 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:49am + 2 notes

lesblams replied to your post: Would it be weird to wear swim trunks to bed?

yes

Then I suppose I won’t be doing that.

18 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:46am + 2 notes

Would it be weird to wear swim trunks to bed?

19 hours ago on 28 May 2012 @ 2:26am + 19 notes
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Coffee and Bow Ties: sam-theman: and i was like baby, baby, baby ooh.: monsieuranderson:...

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

sam-theman:

and i was like baby, baby, baby ooh.: monsieuranderson: sam-theman: monsieuranderson: sam-theman:…

monsieuranderson:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman replied to your post: you really like…

it would take at least 800*C to decompose us, baby.

Oh, you.

Hey, what did you want to be frank about yesterday? Sorry about my lame joke about that.

oh, i was just gonna try to get in your pants.

Ah. I should have figured.

specifically i was hoping for something involving those shorts because god they are just…ugh.

I know, I know. I’ll wear them all the time from now on.

i’ll never stop having a boner.

That would be bad.

Coffee and Bow Ties: sam-theman: and i was like baby, baby, baby ooh.: monsieuranderson:...

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

sam-theman:

and i was like baby, baby, baby ooh.: monsieuranderson: sam-theman: monsieuranderson: sam-theman:…

monsieuranderson:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman:

monsieuranderson:

sam-theman replied to your post: you really like…

it would take at least 800*C to decompose us, baby.

Oh, you.

Hey, what did you want to be frank about yesterday? Sorry about my lame joke about that.

oh, i was just gonna try to get in your pants.

Ah. I should have figured.

specifically i was hoping for something involving those shorts because god they are just…ugh.

I know, I know. I’ll wear them all the time from now on.